Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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