i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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