normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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