fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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