butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I can text with my tongue
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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