You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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