could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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