Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
