dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize