dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Everyone says I win the strip club
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
