Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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