I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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