It's Friday. Sex?
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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