definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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