The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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