did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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