You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I'm determined to sit on that face.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
