Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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