She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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