yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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