MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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