So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
