can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
