Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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