Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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