Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
