Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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