Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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