Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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