that's an acceptable place to lick
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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