try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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