There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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