So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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