real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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