okay pat passed out under dana's car
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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