dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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