We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
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