gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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