what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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