i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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