nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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