It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Never underestimate the power of titties
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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