Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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