I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
