The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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