He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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