No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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