So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm sobbing to NWA
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I think my moral compass just broke
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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