That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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