How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Randomize
