I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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