you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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