i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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