Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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